Recu.me
They call Recu.me a free porn site, and that it is. But it is also unlike many other free porn sites.
See, this place focuses on the recorded performances of chicks on Chaturbate and other cam sites, and that kind of stuff is not for all. Recu.me is not the kind of place to look for studio XXX, and there are loads of famous pornstars you are never gonna find there, as well as loads of famous cam models whose spread booties are all over the Recu.me homepage!
Anyway, here is my Recu.me review. Read this and weep if you have ever been so much in love with a Chaturbate chick that you wired her your inheritance and mailed her the keys to your Cadillac!
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Recu.me calls itself the biggest webcam archive, and they seem to be serious about that claim. Up top is a basic search bar, and below it is a notice that this free porn site has over 200 million hours of footage from nearly 400K performers. Those are very impressive numbers, and I gotta wonder who in hell has the patience, time, and SSD space to be recording all that shit!
So, Recu.me got Sign Up and Create Account links at the top right of their homepage, and there’s a wide selection of tabs. By default, the most bookmarked clips are on the homepage, and you can filter these by age, gender, ethnicity, body type, and tags. Content thumbnails also have preview features, and you don’t have to play them before you have a good idea of what they are all about.
And oh, this place sure ain’t no looker. But it will do.
Signing up to Recu.me is free and easy. Membership lets you bookmark stuff, make friends, and subscribe to content. As a member, you can share the site links to your friends, and whenever your friends shell out for a paid subscription, you get 15 bonus days, while they get 5 additional membership days. That sounds a bit rad!
Recu.me has Premium, Ultimate, and Titanium plans, and you get discounts that vary based on whether you are paying for three, nine or twelve months. The Premium plan costs 19.99 Euros monthly and gets you an ad-free experience, plus access to video quality settings, high-speed access to content, unlimited and encrypted videos, and more. The Ultimate plan will set you back 29.99 Euros monthly and gets you all that the Premium does, plus extra videos, access to thirty speedy video downloads daily, and more.
For the Ultimate plan, you gotta shell out 49.99 Euros monthly. This gets you all that the Premium does, plus access to priority support, one hundred and twenty speedy daily downloads, the highlighting of your comments, and more. Shelling out that kind of money, so that when you comment on content here and your comment is highlighted for others to see, gotta be a big-ass boss move and a good way to show how loaded you are!
Cum To The Camming Part of Life!
This free porn site has a ton of tabs, and unlike on most other sites, half or more of these tabs aren’t direct ad links. No sir! Instead, just two tabs are direct ad links, and that's gotta be the kind of thing worth celebrating with a public holiday and maybe a ticker tape parade!
The Recordings tab takes you to all the stuff recorded here, and these average over an hour. The Performers tab has a long ass list of names, and you can sort these alphabetically, as well as filter by gender and date. Then there’s the Live tab, which wasn’t what I was expecting. Rather than a live cam show, that tab has a list of cam performers, and they can be filtered by number of views, recentness, gender, ethnicity, age, body type, and tags.
Don't care for hour-long content that get you feeling dehydrated and tired ASF, and in need of an ice pack on your balls? Then check the Clips tab, which has videos with runtimes of one to two minutes. We done? No sir! There’s the Kinks tab, which has category thumbnails of “kinks” like Queefing, Pre-cum, Blowjob, Pussy licking, Kissing, and Belly Roll. Kinks my ass!
The Shared tab takes you to the most popular shared stuff this week, month, or year, while the Become an Affiliate tab lets you earn commission on referrals. You ain’t gonna use that link to buy a Bugatti Chiron though, at least not in this life. But it might be possible to use that link to make some cash, but only if you have marketing skills and a lot of friends and acquaintances who are into watching recorded cam shows.
Now, like I said before, Recu.me seems to be ludicrously content-jacked. There’s an issue, though, in that the content here was assuredly illegally recorded without the knowledge or consent of the cam performers shown in the videos. And these performers sure as sin ain’t gonna get a cut of what Recu.me is charging folks for access to recorded content. That sucks for everyone concerned, and depending on where you are, possessing content found on this site might get you in legal trouble. Plus, paying for anything here just feels a bit off, and ain’t the best way to support cam stars.
And oh, if you are on the Basic plan, Recu.me is only gonna let your freeloading ass watch a couple of videos per day. Should you need more, then you gotta upgrade to a paid membership. And like I already said, charging for access to recorded cam content feels more than a bit illegal. But it could be just me.
What ThePornGuy Thinks of Recu.me
This free porn site only makes sense for those who are willing to pay for membership and don’t give a shit about legality, morality and decency. I can’t recommend it, but it sure is worth a look.