CartoonPorn.com
If you’re one of those special wankers that have transcended the realm of porn featuring real porn actors and actresses and you can now only beat your dick violently to cartoon figures then my cartoonporn.com review is what you need to be reading.
今天,我将检查您是否能够将这么多男人的精液喷射到该网站的内容上,或者您是否必须吞下所有精液而不是将其浪费在这里。
剥光 Cartoonporn 的衣服!
Cartoonporn features a white-themed background with some traces of pink that doesn’t make it look any different from any other site for smut. I see an Ad that would take me to Stripchat which I don’t give a fuck about being on. As if that is not enough, under the site’s logo they have some options and Live Sex, and when I clicked on it, I was taken to Chaturbate. It seems that the owners of this site would let multiple live cam sites bang them in the ass if it meant that they’ll have more cam sites to advertise.
除了实时摄像头部分,他们还有一个成人聊天版块。如果你感到孤独,想找个伴,他们会把你重定向到另一个名为 Hotpink 的实时摄像头网站。我以为我会被重定向到一个和假扮成漂亮女孩的男人聊天的网站,但他们当然还有更多漏洞可以塞进更多实时摄像头网站。
“见面做爱”这个选项是这些家伙给我留下的最后一个印象,点击之后我松了一口气,因为没有被带到另一个直播网站,但结果却更糟糕。这是一个假的Onlyfans网站,看起来如果我继续下去,要么会从这个网站上感染性病,要么会发现足够多的俄罗斯间谍软件,足以摧毁一个充满变态的国家。
和其他网站一样,这个网站竭尽全力吸引我们注册,即使他们不得不在我们面前晃动他们的乳房。他们声称你可以下载视频并访问他们的无广告会员区。注册需要你提供有效的邮箱地址、用户名和至少五个字符的密码,然后你需要确认你是一个真实的人,而不是机器人。
在 Cartoonporn 中扎得更深!
The first videos that they are showing me on the homepage are in a section named; Most Viewed Videos Today. From the thumbnails, I can already see 3D animations and a whole lot of Hentai for those among you who worship the Japanese smut. There are cartoon porn parodies of well-known movies and cartoons like Resident Evil and other popular stuff. I’ll have to stick my dick deeper into the site to see if their shit is quality.
我最终选择的变态漫画里,日向、小樱和佐良娜展现着她们火辣的身材,仿佛在乞求鸡巴一样,所以我把乳液凑近了看。希望视频的质量不会看起来像是从网站运营者的屁眼里射出来的。
事实证明我犯了一个错误,这个视频是为那些无法获得更好色情内容的囚犯制作的。它是用Kinemaster制作的,里面只有图片,而不是我想要的那种充满激情的湿身动作的视频。
我在找新视频的时候,发现这里有两部日本AV女优的真实视频。所以,如果你是那种看到真人版的屁股和奶子就会剧烈呕吐的人,而不是你最初来这里就是为了看卡通版的,那么这里要给你一个警告。
我终于找到了一部篇幅太长、我懒得在这里写的Hentai,视频加载了好一会儿才加载完成。加载完成后,我对它的动画和剧情并没有太大的印象,现在我开始觉得这个网站是不是故意找来一堆他们能找到的最平庸的卡通色情内容。这对他们来说可不是什么好事。
Porn Guy 对 Cartoonporn 的看法
While Cartoonporn has an overload of content, they are all mostly crap with a cherry on top. You would feel like you’re about to watch a video that would take you to Cloud 9 but instead, you’ll be dragged down to a hell that is filled with absolutely boring shit. The site itself is not so special when it comes to the design so I can’t really think of anything to praise the site for. Ultimately, I don’t think this site makes the cut so I won’t be recommending it.
